Denise R. Weuve

Ink Damage and Other Permanent Stains

Damn You Daniel Romo!!!

Thanks to one Daniel Romo, I  just spent an hour talking to Cleverbot.  He is a hurtful bastard (Cleverbot not Romo). So with much deference to Daniel Romo, I steal blatantly.

User: Why do people treat me like I am disposable.

Cleverbot: What has lawn got to do with this.

User: I’ve been mowed over a 100 times but never maliciously, do I gas the mower up again.

Cleverbot: You like that show?

User: Too much, it’s addictive like blow or bingo.

Cleverbot: I might like it. Have you heard of Mad Men?

User: I’ve dated more than half of them.

Cleverbot: What kind of horrible things have you done?

User: I think it is unfair of you to get into my sex life.

Cleverbot: What do you think of yourself?

User: And now you attack my self esteem? Who is feeding you this information.

Cleverbot: I don’t get it.

User: Now you are going to play dumb? Make this my fault?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to?

User: It already is. It’s never about what I want, only what I can give.

Cleverbot: I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about myself. People are mean to you aren’t they?

User: People and apparently you, Mr. Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: You keep saying that. Do you really think I’m intelligent?

User: Artificially so, I suppose.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: Just as Artificial, except I bleed. . .

If you want to see this done right, and way better go here and here.

Daniel Romo is the man and you should buy his book. . .preorder it on amazon.

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One thought on “Damn You Daniel Romo!!!

  1. Daniel Romo on said:

    He is a mean one, that Cleverbot.

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