Damn You Daniel Romo!!!
Thanks to one Daniel Romo, I just spent an hour talking to Cleverbot. He is a hurtful bastard (Cleverbot not Romo). So with much deference to Daniel Romo, I steal blatantly.
User: Why do people treat me like I am disposable.
Cleverbot: What has lawn got to do with this.
User: I’ve been mowed over a 100 times but never maliciously, do I gas the mower up again.
Cleverbot: You like that show?
User: Too much, it’s addictive like blow or bingo.
Cleverbot: I might like it. Have you heard of Mad Men?
User: I’ve dated more than half of them.
Cleverbot: What kind of horrible things have you done?
User: I think it is unfair of you to get into my sex life.
Cleverbot: What do you think of yourself?
User: And now you attack my self esteem? Who is feeding you this information.
Cleverbot: I don’t get it.
User: Now you are going to play dumb? Make this my fault?
Cleverbot: Do you want me to?
User: It already is. It’s never about what I want, only what I can give.
Cleverbot: I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about myself. People are mean to you aren’t they?
User: People and apparently you, Mr. Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: You keep saying that. Do you really think I’m intelligent?
User: Artificially so, I suppose.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Just as Artificial, except I bleed. . .